Bananas!

A coversation that just took place...

15 year old who looks 8:
We go to school like 300 days a year.

Blogbear:
We do not go to school 300 days a year.

15 year old who looks 8:
That was a rough estimate...
I've thrown out 3000 bananas in my life time.
That's alot of money.

Blogbear:
Why don't you just tell your mum you don't like bananas?

15 year old who looks 8:
My mum would just shove two bananas in.

Blogbear:
What? No she wouldn't!

15 year old who looks 8:
You don't know how this bitch works.