Well then don't come to my funeral

I am always late and I hand in everything late.

I don't study until the late hours or during the day of the test.

I am organised in theory but not in practise.

I eat shit. I don't exercise.

My room is messy and so is my hair.

Sometimes I forget things completely.

Probably because I put everything off and am put off by everything.

I'm good at finding flaws. I'm also great at complaining.

I try but I fail, doesn't mean I haven't tried.

I'm shit. I get it but I can face this reality by myself and not with every other person breathing down my neck. I know I'm digging my own grave but fuck off you're only a grim reaper.