The school I go to has had a sewage leak, someone who wrote 'hi' with their own shit and someone who wrote 'die' with their own tampon, oh and my personal favourite someone who missed the toilet bowl then attempted to get the shit back into the toilet bowl with the toilet cleaning brush. To add to the disgustingly funny list of shit, hehe, was yesterday's excretion extravanganza!
To cut the chase, this shit was big (understatement). The best thing is the reactions from people coming out of that cubicle, this seriously took over the whole school, we walked past people of all grades ALL talking about this big shit. My class had to all take five and attempt to remain silent, and also we were attempting to name the shit. My favourite reactions have been:
- Person who attempted to flush it only to walk out of the cubicle with a highly distressed face as they said: "It won't flush..."
- Person who said "That person would have had to have anal sex..."
- When debating over who it would have been one person narrowed it down to "go check the sign out of school slips, whoever wrote "getting my arse stitched up".
- All the people who run out and lean against the wall laughing/crying.
- All the people who end up on the floor laughing.
This is seriously the Two Girls One Cup of my school now. It's the reactions that end up being the best. Even the teachers knew about it. Maaaaaaaaaaaaan it is so immature yet so hilarious that it still makes me laugh a day later.
Running jokes about the poo:
- A-poo-calypse Now
- Six-inch Sub of Poo
- When the School Met Poo
- How I Met your Poo
- Poo-Poo Shut us Down
- How To Lose A Guy in One Poo
- A Poo To Remember
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