Good Night, and Good Luck

The following is for those who have upcoming exams or are in between them; these feelings and actions are of the complete norm:

(Note: Exclude yourself to this list if you either listen in class, study regularly, plan on being a dead beat or just don't give a fuck.)


1) You carry a stanley knife with you at all times to self-inflict pain.
2)In order to gain knowledge you would suck the lactating breast off of your teachers saggy arms, and the worst bit is it sounds incredibely fair.
3)Spending the equivalant time of your exams inside a rubbish bin is reasonable.
4) You could cry from the pain and foreboding exam but you choose to laugh hysterically
5) Every single time the superviser looks at you drool happens to hit your exam paper.
6) Even if you aren't cheating a superviser's death glare can drive you into a paranoid frenzy
7)You have enough time to write the 50 states of America, the American presidents and chip off your nail polish.
8) Avoidance is key in the fear of fail.
9)Mutiple choice answers give you mutiple orgasms.

now you do what they told ya

Similie of the post: He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.