Innocent children playing circa 2003
Gretel: Ew, I have sperm in my mouth.
Person X: Sperm... Do you mean phlegm?
This section is dedicated to my oldest friend; her main objective in life is to marry rich, make babies and be the greatest stay at home wife just as God and the 21st century intended.
Evidence of Gretel being the world's greatest teen mummy:
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