The Blogday Girl

In my family we sing happy boosday not birthday. You see my grandparents can't say TH and I guess they didn't like birsday.

For some reason I'll forever be amused by variations of Birthday. First came boozeday which happily derived itself from my family's interpretation. Then naturally barfday because what else follows drinking. Actually there's blissday before the yacking, sweet euphoria. then blessday. If you're tank I'll call you buffday boy and then if you're the more conceited version you can be biffday. Now you're gonna like bustday girl, breastday girl or boobsday girl and definitely babeday girl. You could even go green and use bearthday. I guess the list goes on.