Jai Ho

I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream!

I broccoli, you broccoli, we all broccoli for saucy broccoli!

Broccoli is the greatest thing in the entire word at soaking up sauce. What makes any meal is a good amount of saucy broccoli. It's so fucking good. Come on, you know you love it. I bet your subconscious was just hanging out for someone to label it, wondering "why is it that i always save that one piece of broccoli for the excess of soup in my plate?" Put aside all your childhood hate for them little trees and dip em in you satay sauce.

They're the best. You love em.