Three questions for UWA

1) Why do you smell gross? In particular of microwaved food and sweat. You have so many variants of odour and each of them bad.

2) Why does almost everyone of your doors say "EMERGENCY EXIT ONLY" or "DOOR TO NEVER BE UNLOCKED" yet you happily allow people to walk through them as though nothing is the matter?

3) Why didn't you tell me open day was for couples only? I would rather of not gone than experienced the shame I felt today.