Friday, November 26, 2010

My favourite hours of the day

10.30pm-5.30am
Why? These are the hours my mother is most likely not mobile, or not enough to open her mouth.

5.30am-3.30pm
Why? She is usually working.
Issue? She can use a telephone to spread her wrath of evil.

DANGER ZONE = 3.30pm-10.30pm
Why? She is conscious and mobile. She is the human vacuum cleaner/trash dispenser, by this it means she can not identify what is trash from treasure thus anything that comes into contact with her is likely to be thrown out.
Issue? Just enough issues to fund the psychiatric business.

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