AFTER
I went to Melbourne
things i learnt whilst abroard
1) i am super super super sneaky but better still it's known. and
2) i read obscure magazines
Number One- the stories goes somehting like.... "you mother, stop using my toothpaste and don't break the lid of it!" "It wasn't me. It was probably your sister" "no, I know it was you because Dirtbag is really sneaky and i knwo she uses my toothpaste at home only because it runs out really fast optherwise she doesn't leave a trace. therefore it was you!"
Number Two- my dad was making a deal but a humerous deal over the fact i bought an expensive magazine. I say "yeh but i love magaizines" and mother says "yeh havn't you seen her mass collection in her room. One time i wanted something to read so i went to get one and it was all like gay porn or something. I was taking to my best friend about it and she asked her kids and apparently that magaixzine is notoriously known as a wierd kind of magaizne." i say "what? which magazine?" and she goes " i dunno, i dunno. i put it donw right away. right away. i can't remember the name!"
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