i wenteth toerth mmelbourneth.
things i leatn whilst abrouard
1) i am super super super sneaky but better still it's known. and
2) i read obscure magazines
numero un! the stories goes somehting like.... "you mother, stop with the usage of my toothpaste and don't breath my fucking tube cap or i'll have to pop a cap on your ass" "son, son, sonny, boy, how does thou noist it twas meeee? why?> it was maybe your gather or perhaps you siter" "no bitch IT WAS YOOOOOOOUUU (death seal)" "nup nup it wasn't me""ahah woman, you , you, coniving vunt. it cant havebeen MadMan caus ehe leaves the ,elon n his mouht and it wasn't Ditbag cause i know she uses mine at home but she's so super super sneaky i can't actually telly excapt for the fact that my toothpast runs out quicker otherwise she shows no sign of yousinf my past. AH i am snealy
numeron deux! my dad was making a deal but a humerous deal over the fact i bought an expensive magazine. iiii saaay "yeh but i love magaizines" and moehter not so dearest says "yeh havn't you seen her masss collection in her foom" and zen mi dad says ":yeh and zeeeennn mi mom says "yeh/. one time i wasnted somehtign to read so i went to get one and it was all like gay porn or something. i was taking to bets frined about it and she asked her kids and apparently that magaixzine is notoriously known as a wierd kind of magaizne. i gooo "what? hwta magazine?" and she goes " i dunot' know i dunnno. i put it donw right away. right waya. i can't rmeber the name"
so yehh amnd a fruit bag. i don't know wht or anyithng but yeh. thatr's what i elarnt about myselffffffuckkkkkkkkkiteeeeeeeeeggggggggggggoooonnnnnnnnnnnniickerssssssexxxxxxxylerphoneeee
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