Go through your belongings to realize your wallet and glasses are missing. Not sunglasses, no I mean your spectacles. When your mother finds out.. she's going to so be angry and you're gonna be busted -best said like an american teen. You drop a few texts and a friends got your wallet, God knows why or how but its safe. Now you're thinking who the fuck would steal your glasses. Are they also short sighted but too embarrassed to admit it so they go to parties lurking for spectacles? Well damn, they hit the jackpot. Those glasses were as innocent as a prepubescent boy.
See the idea I have in my head is a guy we shall name tortured-mystery-spectacle-stealing boy. He just wants to fit in and he also happens to look exactly like Teddy from Stand By Me. No need for google, you've got me babe.
See by day he looks like this: (Kid on the left) He acts tough and cool what with unkept hair.
By night he looks like this:
To be fair you've probably just misplaced your glasses so you'll end up being the douchebag. Either way there's someone out there that has to go to bed knowing that they are an idiot. Your glasses will probably turn up and this blog woulda been a waste.. but hey for now you can wear those buy one get one free pair.
P.S. This story also works if you replace the right words with I and my.
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