Let me decode your life according to Annie.
You don't have Mrs. Hannigan instead you have other people who control your behaviour and such. These people are called bosses, teachers, parents, tax collectors, police, da law. These people inflict fear and pain on you till you find yourself staying up making sure the floor (your life) shines like the top of the Chrysler Building.
Annie has successfully fooled many of us that the sun'll come out tomorrow when really it won't. Let me bust the lie of eternal life. I did the favor to you by researching this shit, I googled "the sun will blow up". Upon reading I found out that the fate of the earth is fairly precarious. The sun's evolution will last about 10 billion years and we're about half-way through. When the sun slowly engulfs the earth and people die their acute deaths I bet the very first thing on their minds will be "Remember that song Tomorrow by Annie? My god, what a lie that song is."
We're sad but we're happy. It evens out.
P.S. This is a Red Giant aka a big arse star.
Give up, just quit, because in this life, you can't win. Yeah, you can try, but in the end you're just gonna lose, big time, because the world is run by the Man. The Man, oh, you don't know the Man. He's everywhere. In the White House... down the hall... Ms. Mullins, she's the Man. And the Man ruined the ozone, he's burning down the Amazon, and he kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank! And there used to be a way to stick it to the Man. It was called rock 'n roll, but guess what, oh no, the Man ruined that, too, with a little thing called MTV! So don't waste your time trying to make anything cool or pure or awesome 'cause the Man is just gonna call you a fat washed up loser and crush your soul. So do yourselves a favor and just GIVE UP!
ReplyDeleteWhat man? whose the man? what makes a man a man? why's it so hard to be a man?
ReplyDeleteAm I a man? Yes, technically, yes...
flight of the conchords have all the answers