Friday, September 4, 2009

Sexual Advances by the Youth's Front

Our good friend Voldemort (alias because we prefer to keep them unknown and Voldemort is he who shall not be named and also because our dear friend resembles the dark lord both physically and is known to mentally embody him too), anyways yeh, when Voldemort was in year five she had a sudden epiphany. She felt, they had solved a world wide dilemma. Voldemort raised her scrawny pre-pubescent arm to ask a question, "Teacher, teacher, two boys can have sex together, all they have to do is use their arsehole". The teacher hushed the child and returned to their desk with a prompt top up to their coffee (alco-ma-hol). True story.

Yuman Biol
"Teacher, Teacher, does the baby lick the mom out when it gets birthed?" This can't even be blamed of a child's naivety because this person was 15 when they said this. Not sure if they were trying to be funny or are actually a fucking retard but either way this person sucks cock.


Child Genius Vs. Year Ten Douche Bag

P.S. If you're game google vaginal warts. actually don't or do, whatever. It caused me to yell several times. Just expect the same reaction you got in watching The Hills Have Eyes when the monster sucks on the chick's lactating breast right after raping her sister, except this time prepare to clench and cry. Well yeh, do it. I dare ya ;)

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