Saturday, November 28, 2009

FUCK

I don't believe this or my eyes. Did I just open my itunes and find it empty? Did I really? Did I just type in an artist and receive zero results? Did i honestly think I was in the wrong playlist or something and then actually try to return to the main music library which I was already in? Was I honestly wrong for doing that? Did any of this even happen? Is this real?



Since I'm in a state of denial we'll use only hypotheticals okay

Is this punishment for me wearing silver glittery nail polish and purple minty lip gloss? I know I should be ashamed but it all came free in the mail today because I'm such a loyal costumer to a certain cosmetics store and they loves my moneys so much that they wanna let me know what I'm missing out on in the hopes of getting me to go back to their shop and give them more of my moneys. Yeh I have always known what I was missing out on- the porn star look isn't really my style actually, not a fan of the wet look. But hey, it was free and minty so I gave it all a test run. BUT had I known I would lose all of my music for one lame day at home looking like a tacky hooker I would have returned to sender the shit out of that package!

and if I made a sound argument then and you understand why I had to try out the products, is it that I'm being punished for re-applying the purple lip gloss 20 minutes ago? Because FUCK! God Almighty I regret every last light reflecting spec of it!

Now I reached out to the smartest girl I know and not even she could help me.

This isn't true but if what I saw was right (fucking motherfucking cunts) then I just thank fuck that my dad and I share the same music taste and that because the library is pretty big he was a good old man and stored it all on an external hard drive! but still... FUCK YOU ITUNES I'M SORRY I DON'T LISTEN TO POISON IF THAT COULD MAYBE LESSEN YOUR REACTION TO MY SILVER NAIL POLISH AND PURPLE LIP GLOSS OTHERWISE I'VE BEEN A REALLY SICK PERSON TO YOU AND YOU SHOULD HONOUR ME WITH THE RESPECT I DESERVE AND NOT FAIL ME, RATHER THAN ME FAILING YOU. ARRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH.

and so my music isn't deleted but if it were I realise I can get it back but it's very inconvenient and the initial sight of an empty itunes is something no one deserves to see

... unless it's brand new and then cool.

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