No Good Deed DOES Go Unpunished

Since our past couple of posts have been about animals and juvies I thought I'd keep in the spirit of things and post about our favourite foetus.

DOG ACT
Definition: The act of a dog.

JUVIE HUNTER
Definition: A hunter of juvies.

When you put these two together, what do you get? You get a stickie situation.

Exhibit A: Here ye, here ye! We have one crazy bitch foetus who is usually spotted smiling at people with her crazy eyes or suddenly after years of never being seen she can be spotted in the "6050". You may be fooled at first to think that she is innocent but nein, nein nein! Yes she is second hand goods but we hear that she also likes to give hand! Would you like the subtle touch of a juvie on your penis and your weinis? Then call up now, and if you use a condom, the sex is for free!!! She enjoys hooking up in the park, she's into anything as long as you provide her with substantial social status. There's really no rush, you don't have to call now, she'll be around the block a few times.
After two thousand and shine, we'll bring a whole new meaning to the term "Juvie Hunting". We are seeking their heads, not their tang. Actually maybe we'll pass around the tang, then we'll get some head, and then we'll get their head on a stick. Yeah, it'll be some unholy war for sure.

P.S. I DO NOT INTEND FOR OUR BLOG TO BECOME A GOSSIP GIRL/BITCH BLOG. This is dedicated to a sexy friend of mine. This deed had to be done... but no good deed goes unpunished right?