Monday, August 24, 2009

Last night I dreamt I was in Manderlaid

Last night I dreamt I was in the desert by the side of a road with two huge billboards and a cow. Is it still bestiality when the cow wants to fuck you? Alright so I'm being chased down, then pinned down by this cow who starts rubbing its penis on my arm, then masturbating. You know theres two disgusting things about this. The fact that I remember exactly how it felt. The cows penis felt exactly like sandpaper, mother fucking sandpaper. The second thing is my mind thought of this, what have I been consciously or sub-conciously thinking about that I ended up with a rapist cow?

Come all ye faithful, there is a new porno named 1girl1cow.

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