Vibe at the Libe

Met a bitch at the library today.

"Hi I was wondering if you had any tissues?"

"We don't supply tissues"

"Yeah I know but.."

"No sorry"

This is when I look down and see a box of tissues. We make eye contact, she feels awkward for a moment and then she says:

"Ok fine, but its a library you should go downstairs to buy some."

I grabbed some tissues and walked away, muttering under my breath. They weren't even nice tissues, they were the sand paper kind!!

Have some compassion you mean librarian. Now I'm going to take out a book and NOT return it.