Dogs Are Covered in Hair, I'm Covered in White/Pink Sensitive Skin

This morning I woke up early and got up out of bed but was still tired. I saw my dog come up to the door and knew now that I was awake he wouldn't be able to sleep, so I didn't want to go back to bed. I went outside and laid with him on the bricks cause that's what he likes doing and slept there. And now I'm sunburnt. This sucks!

dogs can lay in the sun all day because they are dogs and they are fury. I cannot because I am A HUUUUMAAAAAAAAAAAAN BEEEEEEEEEEEING and not fury