Question

Do you think that two people can be in love (when I say love, I really mean "love", what I really mean is infatuation [short-lived yeaaaaah?] ) with each other in such a short amount of time?

To the point that:

- one person takes it up the arse even though they don't want it

- people refer to them as the same person

- their names are used as an adjective and or verb. Example: You're chucking a James and Ruby! Man, your dress is very James and Ruby. Wow, I was just about to do a James and Ruby. 

- in order to get into contact with one person you must call the second half

- being too tight and too tall is enjoyable

- they are no longer refereed to as 'them' but rather 'it'

- they use the term walks in the parks as a decoy and or code for fucking

- they have no other social traits but the ones they share

- their stories only include each other

- one person would happily wear the other person as a coat if they were ever to be the only two surviving people in the world

- people will roll their eyes when you mention their names

- you don't ask them what they are doing because you already know the answer is each other

well, i wonder if they're in love, or caught in a spider's web, or extremely lustful for each other, or if its just the honeymoon period, or if they both believe they can't survive without the other, or maybe the sex is just that good.

apparently, we are all born with a soul mate. i learnt that you're born as a big blob of soul and spirits but then you're split. i think it had something to do with some lord fucking up then one of the gods got pissed off and split everybody up. therefore, you have a soul mate who is literally your other half. that's actually where the true meaning of platonic came from... or maybe i've got the story wrong. 

i hope all those lovers really are each others soul mates, because if not well you're really fucking annoying. i even hope to find my other spiritual blob some time in the future, if not in the near future in the far, far away future.