Motherfuckers go to timfucktu!

MY NAME IS MAN I AM IN NAM WITH MY BEST FRAN WITH MY FAM TO VISIT MY GRAM!

yeah.. mother uckers, merry christmas!!!!! you know what the spirit of christmas is? its called being given all the freedom and trust in the world by your parents because you happen to be in a hotel half an hour away from them and by being in a foreign country. you know what else christmas is about? its about not holding it against one of your best friends the fact that he ruined one of your nights by vomitting onto your suitcase and in your bed and therefore cancelling all the rest of your plans that night (tonight). but you know what, i had such a fucking good night, he couldn't actually ruin it!

we went into the center of the city and celebrated christmas eve with the other millions of vietnamese people, we held giant balloons and fake snow, we ate a bad version of macdonalds called "lotteria". we went into a friends bar and abused the fact that we could have as many drinks as we wanted. singing to christmas carols drunk? yes fucking please!

alright, i should probably leave and check out how my drunken fucking friend is. the hotel staff here think i'm a loser because i'm spending 12.53am of christmas day typing this in a stained dress without any shoes on.

happy christmas to all! i hope you find the spirit of christmas, and i hope that it doesn't or does involve alcohol.

love your lover.